snowtorch:

(seductively licks lips)

(grabs your wrist)

(furiously hits you with your own hand)

WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF WHY AR

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versvcx:

you’re important to me you piece of shit

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hornersimpson:

People with cute noses are lucky

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  • kid:dad whats a 69
  • dad:well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]
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knightscrest:

damn, i just got SERVED. by my waitress. this restaurant is excellent.

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